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{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}

{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}

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